Halloween

Happy Halloween and such. I just hope we don't get any of the brats we live near knocking the door asking for sweets and money. They won't get anything from me, they're horrible kids. They stay out all night, they swear, they shout. They're also very impolite, their parents aren't all that great, either.

I wish I could spray the little kiddies with shaving foam like what happened when I went trick-or-treating as a tot. This lady came out the door with a skeleton mask on and sprayed me and my cousins, then she chased us down the path shouting in a witch-like voice, “Want some more do you?”. However, these days the parents would be here like a shot because it'll turn out one of their precious little nuggets is allergic. Oh, how I do admire the witch-like lady even though she tricked me. She's my hero.